From the AP:
It started out as an uneventful day for two local girls today.
After visiting an older cousin at the Frisch's where she worked, the girls' mother decided to take a cute photo of them outside by the Big Boy.
The drama began when the innocuous-looking, playful statue tried to drop a large, metal hamburger on the girls.
In a uplifting display of parental love and dedication, the girls' mother kicked Mr. Big Boy in the Wedding Package, grabbed her kids and ran for it.
Big Boy was unavailable for comment.