It's divided into three sections:
"What Susan was called this week"
"Things we called Debbie"
These lists were written on the back of a note from Geoff Heeter, welcoming us to the 2010 New River Bird and Nature Festival and telling everyone else that I ate all the cookies.
Note: Sure, the festival was months ago and I'm still blogging about it. But very little fun excitement is going on in my life right now, so just deal with it. :)
In case you can't read his chicken scratch:
"The Flock- Hello and Welcome!
The glasses and key chain lights are for you.
Susan ate your cookies.
Enjoy the chips and salsa!
I did not eat all the cookies.
On the flip side of this note is a mish-mash of drunken scribbling.
Let's break it down:
The left side is a list of things that I was called over the course of the week (If anyone remembers any especially fun side stories about these, please SHARE THEM):
Bitchy (As in Vickie saying to me the first day, "We need to get you some food. You're kinda bitchy."
Pop 'N' Fresh (Was this a boob thing?)
Puff 'N' Stuff (Was this also a boob thing?)
Pillsbury Doughboy (Because of the way I laugh)
Nasty (I assume I was hungry)
Smart ass (Well, what did you expect?)
Sweet (The Petersons wrote this!)
Considerate (This too!)
Profanity Barbie (snort)
The right side of the paper lists all the different Barbies we could turn Debbie into:
Adventure Barbie (She's ready for adventure, any time and any place!)
Helpful Barbie (Self-explanatory)
Clumsy Barbie (Girlfriend falls. A LOT)
Guest Service Barbie (Same as "Helpful Barbie")
Pirate Barbie (She stood up on a road rail at Cranberry Bog and scared the shit out of me, and then posed like a pirate. Argggh.)
GRAVITY Barbie (Just like "Clumsy Barbie". She took a spill on one of the trips that will assuredly be talked about for years to come.)
Defroster Barbie (One of the mornings, there was frost on our car windows. Sweet Debbie scraped ALL of them.)
S & M Barbie (I don't know. And I don't want to hear about it.)
The bottom list really got me cackling, because there are a few that I just don't remember writing down, even though it's in my handwriting. My drunken handwriting...maybe that explains it.
The Flock Dictionary:
Disco w/ monkeys
Blow in a circle
Now, "Spraint" I remember. I may have to let the other Flock members refresh my memory about the rest of those. "Disco w/monkeys"????? "Blow in a circle"?????????