We have been very lucky this summer to be able to enjoy cooler than normal temps.
Yesterday was an exception. Hot and humid.
You know, everyone enjoys a nice misting of cool water on a hot Summer day....
"Thank you. This is quite refreshing. I could sit here all day and let you do that."
....even if they would rather DIE than let you know they appreciate it:
"No. I am NOT enjoying this. I hate to get wet. This is unpleasant. That stuff is all over me.....
...(stretching foot toward me)....you missed a spot."