Friday, June 20, 2008

Laura threw down the gauntlet, By Gawd

1. Over 21? Yes
2. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Does edible underwear count?
3. Ever told a lie? No. (Well, that's a lie)
4. Been arrested? I almost was.
5. Kissed a picture? Yes
6. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
7. Held an actual snake? Yes
8. Ever run a red light? Yes...the gals at Cape May can validate that.
9. Ever drink and drive? Yes. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
10. Been suspended from school? Yes
11. Ever been fired from a job? Yeah, but the boss said to call it a "lay-off" so I could get Unemployment. He fired me because he heard that I had graduated from phlebotomy school and knew I was leaving anyway.
12. Totaled a car/motorbike in an accident? No
13. Sang karaoke? No, but I would LOVE to!
14. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
15. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
16. Ever gone “under the knife?” Yes, too many times.
17. Driven cross country? Only when I miss flights out of New Jersey : )
18. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
19. Kissed in the rain? Yes
20. Sang in the shower? Yes, and I rocked. 21. Sat on a rooftop? Yes
22. Been to a foreign country in which you didn’t speak the language? Scotland's version of English sounds like a foreign language!
23. Thought about your past with regret? Yes
24. Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yes
25. Skinny dipped? Yes (blushing)
26. Shaved your head? Part of it.
27. Blacked out from drinking? No
28. Had a gym membership? Yes
29. Been in a band? School band.
30. Fired a gun? Yes, and it knocked me on my ass.
31. Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Yes
32. Played strip poker? Yes.
33. Been to a strip joint? Yes...with my boyfriend. I had the money, he had the need. : )
34. Donated Blood? No
35. Liked someone you shouldn’t? Yes
36. Have a tattoo? Yes.
37. Been to jail? No
38. Have or had any piercings? Yes
39. Made out with a complete stranger? Yes. I was a crazy fool in my youth.
40. Had a one night stand? Yes. Damn, these are getting personal.
41. Caught someone cheating on you? Yes..and threw a table at the cheating bastard.
42. Felt like dying? Yes, during Isabelle's birth
43. Regret any of your ex’s? Yes, all of them.
44. Been to a rodeo? No
45. Been to a NASCAR race? Do I look like an extra from Deliverance????
46. Been in love? Yes...I'm soaking in it right now.
47. Met a celebrity? Yes! Rev. Jesse Jackson, a lot of the Bengal's, Richard Simmons, local TV personalities...
48. Been on TV? Yes
49. Know how to cook? Yes
50. Like motorcycles? Yes
51. Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? No
52. Slept outdoors? Yes. But not by choice.
53. Spent the night in a snow cave? Yes. But not by choice.
54. Thought you were going to drown? In the snow cave????
55. Play an instrument? Yes


Kathiesbirds said...

Susan, you made me laugh once again, you little rascal! Keep up the good work!

LauraHinNJ said...

I just knew you'd be the one to tag for this!


I think your life is way more interesting than mine, Susan.

(What were you suspended for, btw?)

Susan Gets Native said...

I do seem to make others laugh. What can I say? It's a gift.
: )

Interesting, yes. Always smart? Hell to the no.
The suspension was because of a note that I passed in Biology class. We had a sub, (our regular teacher had been killed in a car accident) and he was such a creepy perv...standing too close to the female students, actually touching their backs with his front when he stood behind them. He was gross. One day he was grading papers and making very obscene noises (I have no idea if he even knew it) and I passed a note to my BFF Shannon and said some not-nice things about the teacher. He intercepted it (Shannon never even got to READ it) and the principal got involved and they thought suspension was a good punishment. Stupid. But I don't think the punishment was equal to the crime. 3 days out of school for that? Puh-leez.

Mary said...

How did I miss this?

Gosh, Susan, in comparison to your life, I've lived like a nun.

dguzman said...

Okay, what instrument do you play?

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