Boomer likes to help. With anything I am doing, he's right there. And I mean right there. If I stop walking, he runs into the back of my legs.
"I see that you want to put the cover on this end? Okay, I help! I help! Let me assist you, oh feeder-of-my-gut, and untuck this part. It's not straight.
(singsong) I'm helpin' Mommy! I'm helping' Mommy!"
Some folks just take Halloween too far. Case in point: A salon in downtown Loveland has disembodied heads on sticks as decorations. Well, at least the hair looks good.
And this particular head has the same shade of red that I do. Disturbing.