When I was younger and wilder, I dreamed of having a love child with either Jimmy Page, David Gilmore or Gene Simmons.
I grew up, obviously, but my love for good ol' rock and roll stayed with me. When I married Geoff, I knew he was more into show tunes than going to a rock show.
Me: Cum On Feel the Noise.
Him: Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree.
But it really hit home tonight. Our conversation:
Me: There's a new reality show on VH1 called Super Group. The drummer is Jason Bonham.
Geoff: Who's that?
Me: It's John Bonham's son.
Me: (Long pause...) You know, the drummer from Led Zepplin.
Geoff: Oh, you mean the guy with one arm?
FYI to all non-rockers...The guy with one arm is the drummer from Def Leppard, Rick Allen.