Friday, June 22, 2007

Wordless Friday (almost)

In my ongoing quest to be different and exciting, I present...Wordless Friday.

Yeah, anyone could have a "Wordless Wednesday". But it takes a genius to do it on a Friday.

And there's a theme:
Green.

moss

close up mystery bush

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dill

Green bug

folded up in leaf

road into Oxbow

pond hawk

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Scales

Damn nice looking peacock

Run Daisy

Rainbow 042807

pine needles

Male hummer pr ofile

I could never do a real Wordless anything.
If you would like some insight into my sense of humor, go to this link and check out "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" by Edward Gorey, one of our most undefinable artists. I discovered him way back in the late eighties, when a friend of The Demon had a poster of the Gashlycrumb Tinies. This guy was also my first gay friend, and he exposed me to more than just Edward Gorey (that's for another post). But anyway...
Edward Gorey made the uncomfortable approachable, the dark illuminated.
If you want to learn more about Mr. Gorey, click here.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

I'll let you know when to stop reading

Today would have been perfect.
On a whim, I took the girls to the Oxbow.

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Although you can revel in the splendor of a vast diversity of wildlife there, you also have to watch your step for broken glass, garbage and lazy-fisherman's discarded fishing line.
And someone tied this rope to this tree who knows how long ago, yet no one ever cut the tree loose.
Girls at the Oxbow
A grand day, under perfect blue skies.
This water is so shallow, you can walk all the way across it and not get your armpits wet.
Five young TRES sitting in a tree
A fresh brood of tree swallows serenaded us from a tree we were sitting under.

And this should have been the thing that set the tone for the day:
Prothonotary!
A prothonotary warbler! A life bird...and a picture of said life bird.

But.

Here is where the disclaimer comes in...those of you who read my blog on a regular basis know how I feel about house sparrows.
If you feel that "all life is sacred" and we shouldn't "play God" with wildlife, etc...please close this window now.
Otherwise, if you are ready to read a major rant, please continue:

Mom finally had nesting bluebirds this year. She usually sees a few way before this time of year, but she has never had a successful nest. A pair decided to begin a nest in a nest box my Dad built years ago. His heart was in the right place, of course, but the design was lacking.
Today, when we arrived at Mom's, she told me that there were four eggs in the box. I walked down to check, and there were three.
Uh oh.
I was puzzled by tiny chips in the shells of the remaining eggs.
I asked Mom if she was finally ready to change the nest box to a better one that I had lent her last year and she agreed.
We placed a new, baffled pole in front of the old one, and transferred the nest. I then demolished the old box with a sledgehammer. Sorry, Dad. Had to be done.
We retreated to the house to watch the bluebirds, and they came back to the new nest and seemed to take it in stride.
As I watched, though, a small brown bird came flying into the bushes below the window, carrying a small blue thing.
Oh, damn, damn, damn.
A male house sparrow was removing the eggs.
Demolished BB egg
I am sparing you the picture of the tiny embryo that was inside this egg.
Dead BB egg
Here's one of the remaining eggs...four white chips, with a bloody hole.
My Mom has agreed to start trapping.

Here comes the rant:
You have to choose between bluebirds and house sparrows. They can't live in harmony together. Why? Because HOSP were brought here by HUMANS, to a world that they had not evolved in, and the bluebirds have no defense against them. In their native land, some aggressive behavior has been noted, but nothing like how they act here.

I don't want to hear that killing HOSP is "playing God". Spare me.

We have been wiping our collective a**es with this planet for how long? And the HOSP problem is just a tiny speck in the huge dump truck of things we have done to upset the balance.

I don't want to hear that the "House Sparrows" didn't ask for this. Spare me.

The BLUEBIRDS didn't ask for it, either! Wiping out HOSP (even if that was remotely possible) would return the songbird balance back to a closer resemblance of what is supposed to be. What can be done is LOCAL, ACTIVE control of the HOSP population. That means trapping and killing them. If you are one of the "house sparrow huggers", you will not get any sympathy from me. If you want to spout "karma" at me, save your breath. If someone was ransacking your house and killing your children, what would you do? Would you say to yourself, "Oh, I will just sit back and let them, because I don't want to get any bad karma."? Hell no. You would blow them away.
I have heard some rehabbers say that they will treat starlings and house sparrows, because it's not up to them to choose. Oh really? Since when?

When are we, as a species, going to start thinking of more than just our own yards? We are the only species on the planet able to make a choice as to how we treat this precious Earth, and look what we have done. I could get all riled up about pesticides and the stupid choices that people make with their cars, houses, garbage....but that would be off the subject. But just let me say this: what you do in your yard affects your neighbor's yard. When we begin to think globally, our local environment will benefit.

Which would you rather have, anyway? A bird whose body chemistry, when in an introduced setting, is to procreate at any cost to the other birds who call the land their home? A bird who does not belong here? A bird who can't help themselves when it's time to nest and destroy any "competing" nests?
Or would you rather have a bird who bothers no one? Whose brilliant blue strums the strings of your heart?
Mom and Dad BB
These are the parents of those destroyed eggs. We owe it to them to make our yard, the yard THEY chose to nest in, a safe place.
If you are still reading, and disagree with what I have said and are planning a scathing rebuttal, be warned. You will get smacked down. Get over it.
My Mom and I have sweat, worried and hoped for this pair of bluebirds, only to have it all dashed before our eyes.

I needed some beauty after the carnage, and I saw a tall "weed" growing alongside Mom's new driveway. I asked her what it was, and she didn't know and wanted to rip it out. I stopped her when I saw that it had a big, beautiful flower.
A pretty weed

I don't know what it is, but I stopped Mom from ripping it out
Who knows what this is?

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Sometimes it's all about the flowers (but at the end, a bird)

Lorelei update:
Still has a fever. And nothing else. Just hot to the touch and not acting normal.
***
I took a stroll around the yard today, in the daytime, even.
I need some help here.
(Okay, okay. Enough, there.)

Someone tell me that this is an important plant.
Because we have a lot of it. (And more than what I am showing...I DO have standards, damn it.)

Somebody tell me this is a valuable plant
I've been praying that it's a beautiful milkweed or something so exquisite that tearing it out would be sacrilege.
Prickly lettuce
I know what this is.
Prickly lettuce.
I don't know about the lettuce part, but the prickly stuff is for real.
And it's a foot taller than the grass. We haven't had to mow, since Mother Nature is spanking us on the bottom with the lack of rain.
Not a native.
Damn it.
Moth Mullein
I finally know what this is. Now that it's opened up.
Moth mullein.
And not a liatris, just as you said, Laura.
Not a native.
Damn it.
In the planter 3
This was one of the freebies I got from the nursery, and I have been waiting for it to open up more so I can ID it.
It's an upright, woody-stemmed plant. With bright pink tubular flowers.
Think it's a native?
Poop.
In the planter 2
Oxalis triangularis. Pretty.
Not a native.
!@%*.

In the planter 1
A sort-of-a-succulent kind of thing. With pretty orange flowers.
Bet that's not a native, either.
Pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp......
Stained glass bug
While pining over the hopefully-valuable plant, I found a cute little leaf hopper that looks like a stained-glass window!
Female hummer on pole
And also while waxing poetic about the big, huge, unkempt weeds behind me, our female hummingbird landed on the pole by the feeder. I was puzzled by the fluffiness on her legs at first. But when I enlarged the photo, I noticed some fluff stuck to the wind chime, and I guess she is "wool-gathering" for her wee sweet nest.
***
When I like something, I tend to keep hold of it, so here's a few more quotes from Our Boys:

*Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.

*Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: F*** off! We're the People's Front of Judea.

*I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric
donkey-bottom biters.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.


***There was just a bald eagle and a handler on The Colbert Report! Stephen! Ask ME next time!***

You know it's time to put out more suet when...

Hang in there
...a red-bellied woodpecker is hanging from one toe, trying to get a sunflower seed.
That's a position you don't often see a woodpecker in.

Wha
Here's a house finch saying, "Wha...?"

Wha, poofier
Here's same house finch saying, "Wha...?", but POOFIER.


I donn feel good mommy
Lorelei had a mystery fever today. She was NOT her usual sunshiny self.
Three kids on a couch
Since our TV is still fried, I have to resort to playing DVDs on the laptop.
What a cute scene...my three kids snuggled on the couch.
Part of the mantle
I was taking random pictures in the house, and rather liked this one.
On the left is a picture of my parents on my wedding day (and this is the ONLY picture in existence of them kissing), and on the right is a picture of our Great Horned Owl (taken by the Fabulous Shila, aka Zick's buddy)
Letting the cat out of the box
Don't let the cat out of the bag...er..box!
Misting for the hummers
I put the garden hose on "Mist" yesterday for the hummingbirds. And they appreciated it. Did I get a picture of them appreciating it? Please.

I had a great presentation this afternoon. 150 Girl Scouts who were really into birds of prey.
And Elvis (our Barred Owl)
Stole. The. Show.
He was so...himself. He was named "Elvis" because he thinks he is the King. And barred owls have such a human look about them. Every time I would say something about his attitude, that head would swivel around and he would stare at me, cracking the audience up.
The lady who set up the program said that it was like he was a puppet on my hand, because it looked scripted the way he was interacting with me.
He is such an interesting bird. He is hard to catch in the mew sometimes (I have to wear him out and then sneak up behind him to grab his jesses) but once he is on the glove, he sits there like the royalty he thinks he is.

elvis BO
"My name is Elvis. Worship me and I may let you live."

To continue the goofiness from the other night:
(these are not original....)

Ever wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way?

From the brilliant comedic stylings of the the Boys of Monty Python:

"...I'm a kike, a Heebie, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, Mom, and proud of it!"

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! "

“-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better...”

And a few from Dave Barry:
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”



Sunday, June 17, 2007

Blessed are the cheese makers

On Laura's advice, I got a Water Wiggler for "Mommy's Pond" as the girls call it.
Before the Wiggler, we had a bit of a larvae problem. Eeewww.

You want some wine with that wiggle
"Would you like some wine with that wiggle?"
When's the balm gonna bloom
The bee balm is just about ready to bloom. I can't wait. They are so beautiful, in a small, unfussy way. And all of our TWO hummingbirds will enjoy sipping from all the tiny flowers.
And is it just my milkweed that isn't blooming? I can't find when the blooming time is supposed to be. Nina's at Nature Remains is blooming. Grrr....

Did you know that milkweed fluff is superior to goose down in insulating properties?
Or that the "milk" can remove warts?
Or that it is used as an indicator for ground-level ozone air pollution?
Or that many different species are being examined as a source for natural rubber?
Or that there are almost 2000 species?
Pretty neat for a plant that has "weed"in its name.

snouty moth

I love moths who have big snouts.


mystery flower macro
I think I figured out the mystery plant in the corner of the yard. It really looks like Blazing Star. I read that purple loosestrife is very similar, but has more than one stem, and this one has a single stem.

And just because I am in a goofy mood (hence the title of this post):

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can...if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.




Saturday, June 16, 2007

It was hot


The crowd at the Harley store was a bit thinner than anticipated. I didn't see any really scary, grizzled biker dudes.
And the band was very loud.
And the weather was sweltering. About 90 degrees. On blacktop.

Ted Nugent look alike
Does this guy look like Ted Nugent or what?
The Renegades
This is the band..called the Renegades.
Turns out that the lead singer (the big dude in the black t-shirt) graduated with me, and we took a few minutes to catch up. I haven't seen him in like 15 years.
Requisite biker chick
There were plenty of requisite biker chicks in black tank tops.
Me at the Harley thing
It was hot. Did I say that already?
Nothing says "Education" like a big old Confederate flag.
Lucy at the Harley thing
The birds were freaked out. I had to put them in the building, instead of perching them outside like I planned.

The crowd
And it was hot.